NP - Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Midnight [By The Way]
It's raining heavily outside, almost as dark as evening..i'm in this quiet room, listening to this with goosebumps all over my body as clouds thunder outside. Is this heaven? I think it is.
All these RHCP listens reminds me some good old memories. May Anthony & Co. bless you all.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
Don't You Just Love Cheese?
NP - Rush - Tom Sawyer [Moving Pictures]
Fantastic song this is.
Anyways, it's been an age since my faithful readers (If such thing exists in case of my blog.) have seen an update, so here is the newest entry in The Pawnstar Chronicles.
It's concerning a legendary band known as well, Manowhore (Or to some people, known as Manowar.) Now this band/bunch of whores isn't your orginary power metal/metal band. They apparently have an agenda of spreading only "true metal" and destroying all other crap which they deem as gimmicky. So, these guys wear leather, (oooh how kinky can that be? :O ) and sing about being brothers of metal and how they are out there to change the world. Sounds quite amusing eh? The band itself is as gimmicky as it gets, and as if this wasn't ridiculous enough, their fans are even more humorous people by going bananas as to how Manowar is out there, bringing a change (When in past 20 years, they haven't really done anything which would change music industry at all, other than making their live show look more and more circus like, and that too in a well, cheesy manner and are one of THE ABSOLUTELY WORST gimmicks EVER.)
Whenever someone mentions the word Manowar or their fans to me, the very thing which comes to my mind is as follows - "A bunch of middle aged men with their bellies hanging out of leather clothes while they drink beer and think about "good ol' 80's day when beer flowed in the streets, metal bands rode everywhere on bikes and only truism prevailed!" If you even think of supporting any other form of music other than "True Meta" you are well, a poser who is a hindrance to "metal crusade". These Manowar fanboys are fucking hilarious and consider their fav. bands member to be "baap" in all aspects. ask any Manowhore fan as to why he loves Joey DeMaio - his answer would be "Dude he nailed Flight of The Bumblebee so fuckin' perfectly!" and people say judging artists based on covers is lame. :|
BTW, Manowar in their illustrious career has released an incredible amount of work. Now the experimental nature and collaborations are too much for an un-true poser like me to know about so I shall just make a list of the most important work they made. You can also see a brief view of their history via this as it chornicles their career till date via these albums, completely mindblowing concept album stuff.
Bedroom Hymns - (1982)
Debut of this legendary band, apparently, hidden messages tell about their first orgy together, especially if you play it backwards, although this has never been confirmed.
Into The Asshole - (1983)
Contains the famous epic "Anal Suite" which discusses several anal techniques from medievil ages, especially vikings. Eric Adams did special research on this one, and won "MMGA - Mythologically Modern Gay Award" of 1983 by European Medievil Studies Association.
Hail To Leather - (1984)
An album with only 2 pressings, contains summary of how at one dark night, these 4 metal warriors realised their true mission is bondage and thus, how they ended up in a red light area to get pawned by dominatrix women.
Sign Of The Dildo - (1984)
Continuation of Hail To Leather and tells furthur enlightnesment these individuals had via dildos.
Fighting The World - (1987)
Apparently it's supposed to be their quest to eliminate what they deem to be posers, but according to secret sorces, it's just Halloween 1987's night when they were running around with swords trick-or-treating and got owned by 10 year old kid who shouted - "hey you fuckin' faggots..go home and play with daddy!" and then it boiled rage and passion in them via tears.
Kings Of Cheese - (1988)
By 1987, Manowhore realised, neither their prostitution business nor musical adventures were working good, so they decided to open up a cheese factory instead to support them meanwhile, and surprisingly they succeeded incredibly at this! Thus giving them title Kings Of Cheese and subsequently paved path for an album of same name. Contains the hit song - "Uh! I Need Chedder Honey!"
The Triumph Of Steel - (1992)
Made when they finally managed to reach #197 on Ugandan charts since the band had finally achieved the target of moving "True Metal" in the "Mainstream" and eliminated poser musicians. Too bad Nirvana still kicked their ass in homeland of USA, but hey, america only has commericalised crap, Ugana is THE musical scene!
Louder Than Hell - (1996)
An album which recounts the SECOND night of these 4 guys together. (Bedroom Hymns was first.) The title came upon the scream of ecstascy Joey DeMaio gave while orgasming on Eric Adams who according to some sources was giggling like a 16 year old french girl, although this has never been confirmed.
Warriors Of The World - (2002)
The gods of cheese return after a 6 year hiatus! The reason for delay of 6 years was, Joey DeMaio and Ross The Boss's divorce proceedings took a lot of time because of lack of a pre-nup, thus, in the end matters went in court, and Ross won, and ultimately managed to get all of Joey's cum-stained leather pants. (This also explains why Joey was seen playing ONLY with pink underwear on following tour.)
Gods Of Cheese - (2007)
The mighty metallers had another obstacle as it was discovered that Eric Adams ass was infected with fungus because of some lube made out of herbs used by Joey during a night of passion, but finally Adams overcame that with blessings of Odin and cheese factory managed to stay stable too as stock prices rose like the way dicks of gay Manowhore fans rise. The metalmania goes on!
Thus, here is a brief outlook at amazing history of these gods of metal.
Be metal, stay metal!
Now some of you 10-11 year old kids who are browsing this blog while downloading "anal fuked teen hot xxx" clip from Limewire are wondering, exactly HOW can they become a mighty metaller who is out there to save the world, get owned by teacher in classroom, get picked on by bullies and then put on his leather pant in night and shout in the name of metal..ALL IN ONE DAY!
This brings me to my next issue, what it takes for one to become a "Brother Of Metal"? In today's modern day and age, "Brothers of Metal" has become a rare specie. And you gotta have some impressive qualifications up yer resume to be considered that. Some of them being -
1. You MUST be completely ignorant towards any other form of music.
2. Odin is your god, he is your hero, he is the reason you exist. (Yeah, he fucked your mum, that sure makes ya blessed!)
3. You need to have some stragne kind of fascination for leather. (Depends on you how to use that thing.)
4. You must learn how to look at the skyline and think about "Good ol' days of 80's when metal ruled the world" even if yer a scrawny 11 year old kid who doesn't know first thing about 1980's.
5. You NEED to be a closet Britney Spears and Kurt Cobain fan.
6. You must constantly post on internet forums going "tR3e m3T@l pWn$$ y3r a$$" or "Supp3t tR00 M3tl!" despite of the fact that you have never bought a CD in your life.
7. Support a shit underground band who only made 5 copies of their debut album, 4 for themselves and one landed in your hands after you robbed 80 year old grandmother of one bandmember while looking for hookers.
Hopefully all these guidelines can help you in achieving your goal of becoming a Brother of Metal.
That's all for now folks!
Fantastic song this is.
Anyways, it's been an age since my faithful readers (If such thing exists in case of my blog.) have seen an update, so here is the newest entry in The Pawnstar Chronicles.
It's concerning a legendary band known as well, Manowhore (Or to some people, known as Manowar.) Now this band/bunch of whores isn't your orginary power metal/metal band. They apparently have an agenda of spreading only "true metal" and destroying all other crap which they deem as gimmicky. So, these guys wear leather, (oooh how kinky can that be? :O ) and sing about being brothers of metal and how they are out there to change the world. Sounds quite amusing eh? The band itself is as gimmicky as it gets, and as if this wasn't ridiculous enough, their fans are even more humorous people by going bananas as to how Manowar is out there, bringing a change (When in past 20 years, they haven't really done anything which would change music industry at all, other than making their live show look more and more circus like, and that too in a well, cheesy manner and are one of THE ABSOLUTELY WORST gimmicks EVER.)
Whenever someone mentions the word Manowar or their fans to me, the very thing which comes to my mind is as follows - "A bunch of middle aged men with their bellies hanging out of leather clothes while they drink beer and think about "good ol' 80's day when beer flowed in the streets, metal bands rode everywhere on bikes and only truism prevailed!" If you even think of supporting any other form of music other than "True Meta" you are well, a poser who is a hindrance to "metal crusade". These Manowar fanboys are fucking hilarious and consider their fav. bands member to be "baap" in all aspects. ask any Manowhore fan as to why he loves Joey DeMaio - his answer would be "Dude he nailed Flight of The Bumblebee so fuckin' perfectly!" and people say judging artists based on covers is lame. :|
BTW, Manowar in their illustrious career has released an incredible amount of work. Now the experimental nature and collaborations are too much for an un-true poser like me to know about so I shall just make a list of the most important work they made. You can also see a brief view of their history via this as it chornicles their career till date via these albums, completely mindblowing concept album stuff.
Bedroom Hymns - (1982)
Debut of this legendary band, apparently, hidden messages tell about their first orgy together, especially if you play it backwards, although this has never been confirmed.
Into The Asshole - (1983)
Contains the famous epic "Anal Suite" which discusses several anal techniques from medievil ages, especially vikings. Eric Adams did special research on this one, and won "MMGA - Mythologically Modern Gay Award" of 1983 by European Medievil Studies Association.
Hail To Leather - (1984)
An album with only 2 pressings, contains summary of how at one dark night, these 4 metal warriors realised their true mission is bondage and thus, how they ended up in a red light area to get pawned by dominatrix women.
Sign Of The Dildo - (1984)
Continuation of Hail To Leather and tells furthur enlightnesment these individuals had via dildos.
Fighting The World - (1987)
Apparently it's supposed to be their quest to eliminate what they deem to be posers, but according to secret sorces, it's just Halloween 1987's night when they were running around with swords trick-or-treating and got owned by 10 year old kid who shouted - "hey you fuckin' faggots..go home and play with daddy!" and then it boiled rage and passion in them via tears.
Kings Of Cheese - (1988)
By 1987, Manowhore realised, neither their prostitution business nor musical adventures were working good, so they decided to open up a cheese factory instead to support them meanwhile, and surprisingly they succeeded incredibly at this! Thus giving them title Kings Of Cheese and subsequently paved path for an album of same name. Contains the hit song - "Uh! I Need Chedder Honey!"
The Triumph Of Steel - (1992)
Made when they finally managed to reach #197 on Ugandan charts since the band had finally achieved the target of moving "True Metal" in the "Mainstream" and eliminated poser musicians. Too bad Nirvana still kicked their ass in homeland of USA, but hey, america only has commericalised crap, Ugana is THE musical scene!
Louder Than Hell - (1996)
An album which recounts the SECOND night of these 4 guys together. (Bedroom Hymns was first.) The title came upon the scream of ecstascy Joey DeMaio gave while orgasming on Eric Adams who according to some sources was giggling like a 16 year old french girl, although this has never been confirmed.
Warriors Of The World - (2002)
The gods of cheese return after a 6 year hiatus! The reason for delay of 6 years was, Joey DeMaio and Ross The Boss's divorce proceedings took a lot of time because of lack of a pre-nup, thus, in the end matters went in court, and Ross won, and ultimately managed to get all of Joey's cum-stained leather pants. (This also explains why Joey was seen playing ONLY with pink underwear on following tour.)
Gods Of Cheese - (2007)
The mighty metallers had another obstacle as it was discovered that Eric Adams ass was infected with fungus because of some lube made out of herbs used by Joey during a night of passion, but finally Adams overcame that with blessings of Odin and cheese factory managed to stay stable too as stock prices rose like the way dicks of gay Manowhore fans rise. The metalmania goes on!
Thus, here is a brief outlook at amazing history of these gods of metal.
Be metal, stay metal!
Now some of you 10-11 year old kids who are browsing this blog while downloading "anal fuked teen hot xxx" clip from Limewire are wondering, exactly HOW can they become a mighty metaller who is out there to save the world, get owned by teacher in classroom, get picked on by bullies and then put on his leather pant in night and shout in the name of metal..ALL IN ONE DAY!
This brings me to my next issue, what it takes for one to become a "Brother Of Metal"? In today's modern day and age, "Brothers of Metal" has become a rare specie. And you gotta have some impressive qualifications up yer resume to be considered that. Some of them being -
1. You MUST be completely ignorant towards any other form of music.
2. Odin is your god, he is your hero, he is the reason you exist. (Yeah, he fucked your mum, that sure makes ya blessed!)
3. You need to have some stragne kind of fascination for leather. (Depends on you how to use that thing.)
4. You must learn how to look at the skyline and think about "Good ol' days of 80's when metal ruled the world" even if yer a scrawny 11 year old kid who doesn't know first thing about 1980's.
5. You NEED to be a closet Britney Spears and Kurt Cobain fan.
6. You must constantly post on internet forums going "tR3e m3T@l pWn$$ y3r a$$" or "Supp3t tR00 M3tl!" despite of the fact that you have never bought a CD in your life.
7. Support a shit underground band who only made 5 copies of their debut album, 4 for themselves and one landed in your hands after you robbed 80 year old grandmother of one bandmember while looking for hookers.
Hopefully all these guidelines can help you in achieving your goal of becoming a Brother of Metal.
That's all for now folks!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Laziness, Possibly Greatest Way Of Life!
NP - The Smashing Pumpkins - Starz [Zeitgeist]
Tripping to The Smashing Pumpkins as I shake off my laziness for few minutes in order to write this entry...you know, laziness is such a godly thing, especially when you combine the damn thing with almost zombie like lifelessness that this pawnstar possesses. Now this doesn't mean you should be running around (that is, IF you aren't lazy enough to run around) wasting life like me, such exclusive things are granted to godly individuals like me only.
The best part is...you can sit on your ass and give speeches as to HOW laziness rules (That's one part where you can't be lazy. Being lazy about tellimg importance of laziness is just downright rude and is serious offence.)
Another VERY important aspect of achieving professionalism in this unprofessional field is that, you should be a majorly shameless individual. Now tomorrow if someone comes and says "YOU LAZY BABOON~!" you should be ready to answer this "fugew~! I'm too lazy to answer to that remark!" or even better, not even bother listening to them (cause that AGAIN requires some serious efforts.)
I mean come on, look at those hippies, bastids didn't bath for 2 months and were too busy blabbering about how peace and getting high (and working on spreading STD's in process) But now it's looked upon as a cultural movement. Individuals like me only preach about laziness, and how it can inspire and change our world. When one is lazy, one would be lazy to do wars ultimately restoring world peace (Something those hippie n00bs couldn't do.) Laziness has the POWER to change the world and that too without doing anything!)
Well that's it for now, it was your first lesson in this great field! I actually shook of laziness for a moment and wrote this...but it seems to have returning again, I guess i'll preach about it offline for a moment then..till then keep on reading, stay lazy!
Tripping to The Smashing Pumpkins as I shake off my laziness for few minutes in order to write this entry...you know, laziness is such a godly thing, especially when you combine the damn thing with almost zombie like lifelessness that this pawnstar possesses. Now this doesn't mean you should be running around (that is, IF you aren't lazy enough to run around) wasting life like me, such exclusive things are granted to godly individuals like me only.
The best part is...you can sit on your ass and give speeches as to HOW laziness rules (That's one part where you can't be lazy. Being lazy about tellimg importance of laziness is just downright rude and is serious offence.)
Another VERY important aspect of achieving professionalism in this unprofessional field is that, you should be a majorly shameless individual. Now tomorrow if someone comes and says "YOU LAZY BABOON~!" you should be ready to answer this "fugew~! I'm too lazy to answer to that remark!" or even better, not even bother listening to them (cause that AGAIN requires some serious efforts.)
I mean come on, look at those hippies, bastids didn't bath for 2 months and were too busy blabbering about how peace and getting high (and working on spreading STD's in process) But now it's looked upon as a cultural movement. Individuals like me only preach about laziness, and how it can inspire and change our world. When one is lazy, one would be lazy to do wars ultimately restoring world peace (Something those hippie n00bs couldn't do.) Laziness has the POWER to change the world and that too without doing anything!)
Well that's it for now, it was your first lesson in this great field! I actually shook of laziness for a moment and wrote this...but it seems to have returning again, I guess i'll preach about it offline for a moment then..till then keep on reading, stay lazy!
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