Laziness, Possibly Greatest Way Of Life!

NP - The Smashing Pumpkins - Starz [Zeitgeist]

Tripping to The Smashing Pumpkins as I shake off my laziness for few minutes in order to write this entry...you know, laziness is such a godly thing, especially when you combine the damn thing with almost zombie like lifelessness that this pawnstar possesses. Now this doesn't mean you should be running around (that is, IF you aren't lazy enough to run around) wasting life like me, such exclusive things are granted to godly individuals like me only.

The best part is...you can sit on your ass and give speeches as to HOW laziness rules (That's one part where you can't be lazy. Being lazy about tellimg importance of laziness is just downright rude and is serious offence.)

Another VERY important aspect of achieving professionalism in this unprofessional field is that, you should be a majorly shameless individual. Now tomorrow if someone comes and says "YOU LAZY BABOON~!" you should be ready to answer this "fugew~! I'm too lazy to answer to that remark!" or even better, not even bother listening to them (cause that AGAIN requires some serious efforts.)

I mean come on, look at those hippies, bastids didn't bath for 2 months and were too busy blabbering about how peace and getting high (and working on spreading STD's in process) But now it's looked upon as a cultural movement. Individuals like me only preach about laziness, and how it can inspire and change our world. When one is lazy, one would be lazy to do wars ultimately restoring world peace (Something those hippie n00bs couldn't do.) Laziness has the POWER to change the world and that too without doing anything!)

Well that's it for now, it was your first lesson in this great field! I actually shook of laziness for a moment and wrote this...but it seems to have returning again, I guess i'll preach about it offline for a moment then..till then keep on reading, stay lazy!